WALKING TABLE

*Who thinks of this shit,dope tho..

WIIMOTE CHOCOLATE CANDY...

It is not the Wiimote soap, their new shop, Digital Chocolates has brought us a a variety of chocolate game controllers, from a Wiimote Chocolate Candy to a Sony Playstation Controller candy."Made of scrumptious tasting Merckens melting candy wafers. Weighs about 3.75 ounces. Tastes like the white from Hershey's cookies n' creme chocolate bars."

MEAT GRINDER GUN

Food lovers and gun lovers will love it, the Meat Grinder Gun."The NRA developed a functional-and-funny gag "gun"that grinds meat and looks really great stuffed into the pocket of an apron.The "guns"are not for sale, but are a giveaway for any new NRA members (an annual membership costs $35) who can demonstrate that they are professionals in the culinary field."

HILARY CLINTON NUTCRACKER

No matter the nut size(pause). The Secretary of State can crack em all. Ask Bill.
Available @ Perpetualkid.com

WII DUMBBELLS

Power Play Corp has announced a set of Wii dumbbell designed for use with the Wii and Wii Fit called Riiflex(Pre-order, $35-$40). It will convert the Wii remote and nunchuck into a set of dumbbells giving the users the resistance of weights while still allowing access to of all controller functions. It can be used any game on the Wii or also as an additional accessory with the Wii Fit. The set will come in at 2lbs(green color, $20) or 4lbs(blue color, $40). Your Wii Dumbbells, fun or just cool! You will work out with them? via likecool

DESKTOP STATION

It's a desktop organizer that looks like a fellow sitting on the john. Besides the spaces to hold pens and Post-it Notes, the figure holds adhesive tape in his hands as if it were a roll of toilet paper. Purchase @ stupid.com

MERCEDES-BENZ F-CELL ROADSTER

Mercedes-Benz has unveiled the F-CELL Roadster project. The F-CELL Roadster is controlled with drive-by-wire technology, and a joystick takes the place of a conventional steering wheel. The vehicle is powered by a 1.2 kW emission-free fuel cell system located at the rear. It could reach a top speed of 25 km/h and achieve an operating range of up to 350 km(217 mile).
"The F-CELL Roadster uniquely combines state-of-the-art technologies with the history of vehicle construction. As an allusion to the Benz Patent Motor Car from 1886, the vehicle is fitted with large spoked wheels.Moreover, the F-CELL Roadster incorporates stylistic elements from diverse eras of automotive history, such as the carbon-fiber bucket seats with hand-stitched leather covers and the distinctively styled fiberglass front section, based on the component from the Formula One racing bolides."

DRINKLIP CUP HOLDER

DrinKlip Cup holder($25) was designed for people with small workstations. I like this idea, for the small workstations! This sturdy clip attaches to the side of a desk or table and minimizing the chance of spills.

WORLD'S MOST EXPENSIVE BIKE

The aurumania gold bike crystal edition(EUR 80,000; about $102,418) is hand built, plated with 24 carat gold and hand-adorned with more than 600 Swarovski crystals. Wow, the 24 carat gold and crystals, $100,000!! The limited to ten, the crystal and gold bike was created by a company named Aurumania, whose self-proclaimed purpose is to conceive of and design items with the extravagant use of gold, thereby turning familiar objects into collectible art. Their collection thus far consists of fifty 24 karat gold plated bikes, a gold plated bike rack and the special Swarovski crystal adorned 24 karat plated version. As one would expect for these prices, their products are hand delivered anywhere in the world. The handlebar grips are made of hand-sewn, chocolate-brown leather and a moulded Brooks leather saddle provides the right nostalgic touch. You don't like the crystals or EUR 80,000 is expensive to you! They've made 50 of the gold plated bikes(EUR 21,000) without the Swarovski Crystal adornments. They have the leather Brooks saddle and hand sewn leather handles too.Wow!!

SHOTS GUN DRINK DISPENSER

The Shots Gun Drink Dispenser(GBP 15; about $22) allows you to impress the ladies with your sharp-shooting skills! With this fine piece of hardware by your side you can't miss! How ill is this shot gun, shoots shots of booze! DRINKSTUFF.COM

GIRL BLOWING BUBBLE IN A BUBBLE

This is ill.

CRAZY EYEBROWS!!!!

This is one of the craziest ads.

CHANGE- INTO A TRUCK

Change - Into a Truck Art Print by Tim Doyle. Inspired by the classics Obama poster.

500XL GIANT EARDRUM SPEAKERS

“Bigger is Better” no matter what the case maybe, and these larger than life ipod inspired headphones are no exception. Able to hook up with any disk,computer, or MP3 player.These are really ill.

PLAYSTATION CONTROLLER SOAP

Aahhhh the sweet smell of strawberry rhubarb,in the morning, or anytime you game lovers decide to wash up.Digitalsoaps brings you this Playstation replica controller soap. Now hardcore gamers have a reason to freshen up a bit .

HYPNOTIZING

LOOK AT IT.JUST LOOK AT IT,IT'S CRAZY!! CRAZY!!!!